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wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?



that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried


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dressed my nephew in a dress and he knows more about being a lady than i do

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vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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yo I’m curious to the people I know outside of tumblr, do I seem different at all in person? or do I seem the same as I am on here

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Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’m like in real life

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really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

depends on what they saw I mean sending a picture of a knife or torture device of some sort with the caption “saw this and thought of you” isn’t exactly nice

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friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

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"Would losing me even be a loss?"
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